The Mustache's Prayer

Since I'm actually going out tonight and likely won't be watching television, I will leave you with an auspicious Friday night send-off courtesy of my favourite TV P.I., Mr. Tom Selleck.

The Mustache's Prayer

Each and every night I thank the Lord for being kind and fair,
For placing me above the lip of a man so debonair
So dashing and so virile, the women stop and stare,
Lord I am so bless'd to be Tom Selleck's mustache hair.